by Gwen Masters
(02/27/08)
Babeland is always my first choice for sex toys, and getting new ones is a treat. When I saw that pair of white and blue boxes from Babeland sitting on my front porch, I couldn't wait to tear off the ribbon and get started. What better gift to give your woman than the Blow Job Expert Kit, and what better gift could your man receive than the Cunnilingus Expert Kit? Fun for everyone! Not only did these kits come with all the toys and lubes needed for an impressive going-down, they also came with some reading material. Since knowledge is the first step, we settled in with the books first.
In the Blow Job Expert Kit was the Ultimate Guide to Fellatio, a fun and educational read penned by the wonderful Violet Blue. I have to admit, I opened up this book expecting to hear more of what I already knew, but I was pleasantly surprised. The book covers anatomy, hygiene, and health considerations, but then it gets down to the nitty-gritty facts on how to do it, and do it well. There are sections on deep-throating, sensation play (cough drops, how well those work!), going down on a strap-on cock, and how to keep your lipstick perfect. This book will be on my bedside table until I've memorized it, I swear.
That night it was time to test out the new lessons, as well as play with those naughty toys. When it comes to condoms, Babeland's got you covered. The variety of flavored condoms in our box consisted of chocolate, banana, and strawberry. I was a bit wary of those, since most flavored condoms seem to taste like rubber anyway, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that this assortment tasted good enough to eat. After playing with the condoms, we went for the serious action, but which lube to use? I started with the Swirl Lubricant in Green Apple Tart, which not only works for making things slippery, but also satisfies a sweet tooth. That served as an excellent prelude to the Good Head Gel, a delicious concoction that gave us both a thrill. The Mystical Mint tingle added extra sensitivity, which led quite nicely to the introduction of the Finger Vibe. With all the overwhelming sensation going on, it didn't take long before we reached the prize, so to speak -- and it didn't take long before we wanted to give it another shot!
Now that we had discovered the joys of the Blow Job Expert Kit, it was time to turn our attention to the female anatomy. The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus by Violet Blue was the first thing we pulled out of the Cunnilingus Expert Kit, and it was just as informative as its sister volume. From discussion on the different tastes and textures of a woman, to the tips to make it the most mind-blowing experience (ice cubes, baby!), this book more than does its job -- not only does it present how to do it best, it also dispels myths, alleviates fears and flat-out turns up the heat in the process. Babeland made it easy to test out the new techniques. The Cunnilingus Expert Kit comes with a bottle of the Swirl Lubricant in Green Apple Tart, which we already knew was a fantastic addition. It also comes with a Sheer Glyde Dam for safer sex, a bottle of Lickable Oil (one of my favorite Babeland products!), Afterglow wipes for easy cleanup, and the lovely Orchid G, a G-spot vibrator that is just as pretty as it is powerful.
We put the batteries in, opened up the lube and got down to business. The man of the house was eager to show off the new things he learned from the Ultimate Guide, and oh, my...he's a fast learner! With a few naughty techniques and the Orchid G touching that perfect spot in just the right way, the mind-blowing orgasm arrived before we could even think about getting to the Lickable Oil. But that's all right, because the generous bottles of the lube and oil will last for a long while, and there are many more sections of the books to try out. By the way, did I mention the vibes are waterproof? Lots of oral fun can be had in the shower, the bathtub, the whirlpool, or outside in the rain -- the options are endless.
The kits were satisfying in all sorts of ways, and both the toys and the books were of the exceptional quality we have come to expect from Babeland. The thrill of giving a gift is always the best reward, but when it comes to the Cunnilingus and Blow Job Expert Kits, it is definitely best to give and to receive.
