by Lily Lick
(02/01/10)
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Is that person you hooked up with late last fall still doing what
it takes to make you happy and keep you satisfied? Reassess if you must,
over and above all that “you're the only one that can make you happy” stuff.
Yeah, yeah, I get it, you get it, but if you ain't getting it the way you
want it...seriously, why waste your time. You have some wacky friends
that like to do wacky things; enjoy a little downtime together,
and yes I do mean face down between each other's thighs.
Seriously, why waste your time somewhere else? This month's energy
is a little low, so they might not be ready for round two, or three,
or four, when you are, but if they're worth keeping then
they're worth waiting for.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You despise delays -- you want things done when you want them done and
when you planned that they'd be done. It's not a problem that you go
completely wild sometimes, it's really just a risk partners take
when they want to get into it or into you; not a problem for you anyway.
You are so darned cute when you dig your little hooves in and snort like
the bullish character that you are (you know you're going to start
laughing mid-rant as usual). Wanting whom you want when you want
them might not come that easily this month; you can either move on
or wait it out and it will all depend on just how much you want what you want
(much like your Aries Brethren above).
You won't know if the wait was worth it unless you actually wait...if
you get where I'm coming from.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Even though your mind is rife with filthy possibilities
(are you the best kept smutty secret out there?) you think it's more
fun to get someone else to tell you all their dirty desires. Telling
them to make a lis,t then reading it silently (beyond the occasional raised
eyebrow) in front of them is a game to you. Are you intrigued or shocked...
and they'll wonder where that unexpected but well placed ass slap came
from...t wasn't on their list, was it? You are so wonderfully wicked
in your alter ego like ways. Your duality will keep them wondering
who's slipping between their sheets this time. If increased responsibility
comes your way this month, enjoy it for the increased power and compassion
that it allows you to show.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
There's a lot going on in the skies above, which for you only
serves to ignite what's going on below. This could be below the waist,
pressed down by your tongue, beneath your talented fingers,
underneath the covers...wherever you go, you will be getting down.
This is a good thing. You must check your charitable impulses...no mercy
events please, it's not going to feel so good in the morning for either of
you, as you will not be able to hide the fact that you're not coming
back any time soon. For all your hard exterior you're really not much
of a story teller...or a liar, so best not put yourself in the position of
having to make something up.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You are halfway to everywhere right now, as it's midpoint in your year
(birthday to birthday). Have you figured out what is and what isn't working,
and if so, have you decided whether you should make the efforts required
to make it work? I don't know about you, but if it isn't happening, fantasizing
only works to a certain degree; at some point the lights are coming on,
or the sun's coming up and few things look better in the light of day --
well, except you -- you look good in any light. Thru the New Moon of the 13th
you may find it difficult to find the support you need...and we all need a
little support now and then.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You so wanted to make big changes this year -- and this could be in any
major area -- but these transformations may be postponed for a bit. Mars sits
in Leo, slowing everything down for you. As a creature of lists, schedules,
and planning, (you don't' always follow them, but you want the order they bring)
you'll understand these delays and issues, which will only marginally appease you.
What would appease you more is a good long hard session, just to distract you
for a moment from the irritations of daily life. You are indulgent at best,
decadent at worse -- this month do something self-servingly satisfying...repeatedly.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
This is an excellent month to clear the air between you and whoever you've
been acting like an indulgent child with. Sex is not a competition...a game perhaps,
but not a competition. A game where the person who wins is the person who gave
the most and gave it the best; the one on the receiving end will never leave...ergo...you
win. Collect all the toys you can and have fun. Between the 13th New Moon
and 28th Full Moon your intuition is sharp: what do you really want to know?
Ask it then, because not telling the truth will not be an option...for them at
least.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Venus & Jupiter team up this month and help you to expand your occasionally
reticent compassion. Care must be taken, of course, that you do not indulge
where indulgence is not warranted. Your usual steely focus may be blurred
or foggy...a little like when you come...oh, say, like 3 times in a row,
and you're not sure where you are for a minute or two...only worse. Replace
impatience with control (your middle name is control) and you'll be fine.
Replace you letting them come when they want with making them come when you want...so
much more fun.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
So the year ends and a new one starts...big deal. Is it the winter blues
that's bugging you? Right now you may feel that things -- projects, relationships,
partnerships -- you started in late fall need to be rearranged somehow,
because for you things are just not working. As you put in effort to salvage
things, your tolerance level towards those that aren't working as hard as you are is
diminishing. You'd like them to get in the bed or get out,
but to please stop prancing about the bedroom draped in sheets and
blankets that would serve better purpose keeping you warm. Someone's got to
go...and this time it might just be you: not a bad thing, just a thing.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Excellent month for you; you're happy with your birthday loot
(could be something that came in a box, could be something that has a...never mind)...it
was good. As you start your personal year, try to go with the proverbial flow
for a few weeks, but do keep in touch with your bank account. Love can be
expensive, and it's not like you're going to ask for stuff back,
or that someone will match you dollar for dollar...if you know what I mean.
Just keep your card in your pocket and you'll be fine.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
You are due for some new friends and playmates in the first two weeks of February -- like
presents, only better. You can never discount the appeal of something new and warm
and wet and wanting...it's only the first time once. You do make sure that you
always satisfy and continue to intrigue new bedmates long after the shiny new penny
aspect wears off, by doing new things to them. Wonderful to be bedded by
a Water Bearer, it's like swimming in sex. You do know your stuff, but this month
make sure you also know your rights. Legal issues could arise -- not in hand with
the swimming in sex part, just in general.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Don't hesitate this month to use that spectacular tongue of yours
for more than licking someone's soft spot, especially when you know that the
value of what you have and need to say is right. You may experience transitions
in your most valued relations, but the key to harmony is to look kindly on those
that look kindly on you. You know the ones that want you even when you've had
the flu or some other runny nose condition and you look insane in mismatched socks
and pjs. The ones who still love you even when you're all glassy-eyed and
funky breathed. When you come to your senses (from wherever you've been) get on your
knees and bury your tongue between their thighs...and give muffled thanks.
