by Lily Lick
(11/01/09)
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
This is an excellent month for you Aries brothers and sisters to put
finishing touches on projects you started earlier this year.
Are you building your own flogging bench? Private dungeon?
Play room? Maybe your project was to get inside a certain someone...and I
do mean that quite literally. Whatever you dreamt up is coming
close to fruition. After the New Moon of the 16th you will
definitely be in the mood for something a little different.
Life is a learning experience, and you should crack all the books you can.
Yes, that can be taken many ways...it's up to you.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
This is a month as convoluted as the path a bead of sweat takes
as gravity draws it down between soon-to-become-slicked thighs.
Love, romance, and the intricacies of relationships will be a challenge.
If you're careful about the signals you send out, you should make it
to December unscathed. A tactic that will help to get you there is
to give credit where it's due...was it the best hand job you've ever
gotten? Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't, but you'll certainly get another
one if you reward the effort of this one.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
My goodness you're hungry this month: hungry for adventure,
for attention, for all things new. This is partially driven
by your natural appetite, but also by the feeling that escaping
the daily drivel thrust upon you sounds like a really good idea.
Instead of taking the time to let them know exactly what it is you
desire, you sometimes move on to new lovers when you don't get
what you want the way that you want. Be forceful with your instruction—not
physically, unless it's one of those sessions—do it verbally.
It's up to you to convey without question where you want that leg,
that ass, that tongue to be; so much easier than leaving
or getting them to leave your pleasure palace of a bed. You find that
"and I'm telling you I'm not leaving" thing so boring.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
A new phase begins for you as Saturn moves into Libra. Your home
and what happens there requires a little more attention than previously given.
Life is so very easy if you just follow the simplest of rules:
take care of the nest and the rest will take care of itself.
Please don't make me spell that out for you.
The only time you should be too tired for anything is after you've
tired each other out; go crazy, set a new record for coming in a row.
Those closest to you might still feel the need to tear a strip off you
(don't confuse this with stripping you, although the make-up sex can be
quite good:) It's not you, it's them; just take it in stride.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
You take an unbelievable amount of time making up your mind about most things.
The process of calculating every possible outcome can be quite lengthy
and usually involves notes, cost studies, surveillance video if available,
and consideration of past practice...ridiculous. Good news is that
this month decision making will be easy. Mischievous Venus comes
to play after the 4th Quarter Moon on the 9th, encouraging you to be
self-indulgent and slothful. If it was me I'd spend an afternoon or
two in bed with my favorite friends: Lucky you.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Your super-efficient nature is pushing you to finish projects by year's
end because you want to start the New Year with new people, new things,
and new experiences. The only thing holding you back is the super-complaisant
side of you that has difficulty saying "no" to other peoples' requests.
Maybe you can be all things to all people (I know you'd like to), but you
cannot do everything or do everyone when they want to be done.
They want to be with you and they'll wait if they have to.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Saturn is coming to town and bringing some wake up and make the coffee energy
with it. What this means for you specifically is that your responsibilities
will increase, your commitments will deepen, and the lessons you learn
will be long-lasting...dare we say overdue? The upside is that if you
pay attention you will find that you can have anything you want—this also
means anyone you want any way that you want them...and if you learn your
lessons well you can most likely have them as many times as you want.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Is this as good as it gets? Nope, but it's pretty darn good anyway isn't it?
Venus continues to light your ass up like a beacon of brilliance; those
(if there are any to be found) who don't want to actually be
you, would like to be like you. Mars, however, cautions you to
slow down and smell the coffee (probably the cup that Saturn's brewing).
Don't stop what you're doing, but take the time to ponder your
choices and divide your time accordingly. Oh, you could run right
through them just 'cause they look good, but you do like a brain
to go with that tongue don't you? If not, they won't be back...more than twice.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You want to party all the time, party all the time...maybe even do
a little Eddy Murphy karaoke just because the lyrics fit the feeling.
The planets also encourage you to give it all you've got and have fun.
Adding to your over-the-top good mood is a New Moon on the 16th that
increases your communications skills. Sometimes you're a little hard
(okay, big hard) to figure out, because you don't always say what you
mean or ask for what you want. Take advantage of this aura to get
your point across. You know, another word for communication is
intercourse; I don't think I should have to encourage you or
explain further than that.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Your responsibilities continue to increase, and this pleases you
because you still feel in control of yourself, which is very important to you.
You have a clear idea of where your "space" begins and ends, and entrance
is by invitation only. Even though others know this, they still beat
a path to your understanding door for advice, support, and guidance;
you are so very wise. Keep in mind that as you have a "space" so do they;
no taking advantage of the disadvantaged to serve your own wicked needs.
Wait for the invite...it's in the mail.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Should you stay or should you go...who sang that? Your normal
ability to go with the flow is somewhat hindered by a feeling that you're
being painted into a corner...wait a minute, did you buy that gallon of
BendOver Beige yourself? Ah, maybe. Be careful what you say and what you do...be
careful of when you tell someone you're going to do something.
It could be in the telling, it could be in the listening, but your communication
issues should clear themselves up after the New Moon of the 16th, and until
then you should keep intercourse (see Sagittarius above) to a minimum.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
If you should look out the window at the night sky
(perhaps while your partner is busy between your thighs), you'll see a
benevolent layout of stars and planets. What they'd like you to
do is be available to those in need.
(No, not mercy fucking—just be there if you're needed in a supportive way.)
You can certainly help them, but only you can help yourself,
so if there's someone running around out there who catches your
eye, then boldly go where you haven't gone before.
